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imnotthatsad
Originally it said "A TASTE OF THINGS TO COME" but in a cutscene in one of the missions of Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas you'll notice the car smashes through the billboard and reveals "A TASTE OF COME" which sounds kinda dirty if you think about it.

A TASTE OF COME
BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP - "Not again!"

Elmo says "We need American's to be more like weird, like us."

Elmo For President

SatNavs cause alot of problems.
Like they usually sound like they are dull and boring "Turn Left Now!", yea I am turning left stupid machine, and you're wife says "Do you know where you're going?" and you say "Yes woman, don't make me loose my concentration!" and then something happens, the machine says "You have reached your destination.", yea I have, in the middle of f**king nowhere.
At least I can unplug the SatNav but I can't unplug the wife.

JOKE WRITTEN BY:
Warren Woodhouse