SatNavs cause alot of problems.
Like they usually sound like they are dull and boring "Turn Left Now!", yea I am turning left stupid machine, and you're wife says "Do you know where you're going?" and you say "Yes woman, don't make me loose my concentration!" and then something happens, the machine says "You have reached your destination.", yea I have, in the middle of f**king nowhere.
At least I can unplug the SatNav but I can't unplug the wife.
JOKE WRITTEN BY: Warren Woodhouse